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Jack Cafferty is PISSED

Postby Justin » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:42 am

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Postby thedancer37 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:53 am

I was speechless when I first saw that. She is most definitely not qualified to be president. The debate tonight is going to be interesting. I'm actually going to a debate party tonight - that's Portland, OR for you....

Am I wrong or is the format of the VP debate different than the presidential one? I heard it's not as head to head. I'm sure that was a stipulation from the Republicans considering Palin's ease with words.

I bet she knows how to party though.
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Postby candy man » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:55 am

Who know that they could find anyone dumber than Bush to be in the White House. Well atleast she can see Russia from her house. :?:
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Postby thedancer37 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:48 pm

They actually did an interview with people from the town where you can see Russia and most of them didn't even know who Palin was. It's a town of like 150 people and is as remote as remote can get.

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blog ... to-russia/

I think she might be retarded.
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Postby Silverfox » Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:57 pm

I know it's a double post but

http://interviewpalin.com/

is dead on with the disjointed (and sometimes nonsensical) way she talks.

I feel bad for her. She was kind of thrust into a spotlight she obviously was very unprepared for. Plus, she might be a crazy lady.
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Postby Chad » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:47 am

I how she described the McCain health plan. WTF! They are going to give everyone $5000 to pay for their healthcare plan? Did I miss understand this? They know that $5000 will not completely pay for someones healthcare and how will they get the money?

I also appreciated how people were impressed over the fact that she did not embarrass herself in the debate. Really? That is like is you guys being impressed with me because after a long night of drinking I did not pee myself, some piece of furniture, or in most cases both.

That is it I am running for President, Jesse is my VP (sorry scott but he is prettier, you can be my condi rice) and the rest of you will all have positions in my cabinet.

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Postby thedancer37 » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:48 pm

Johnson/Streeter '12

It kind of has a ring to it.
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Postby Silverfox » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:03 pm

Chad wrote:
I also appreciated how people were impressed over the fact that she did not embarrass herself in the debate. Really? That is like is you guys being impressed with me because after a long night of drinking I did not pee myself, some piece of furniture, or in most cases both.

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Actually, it would be more like if we were impressed with you because you didn't suggest to go someplace to eat and then while everyone is ordering, you awake from your stupor for two seconds to tell the waitress we'll all get it to go.

I had eggs Chaed, EGGS! sunny side up!

On a more related note. I would vote for Johnson/Streeter. I like Johnsons stance on "Short men really can date tall women" but, I don't like Streeters Pro-Dirty Hippie stance. Although I guess that doesn't matter we all know he's only on the ticket because of his looks. :lol:
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II: He wins.
III: He loses. Mick dies. He wins.
IV: Apollo dies. He wins.
V: He "wins".
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Postby candy man » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:43 pm

Fuck that I'm gonna run on the Green Party, and Mark will be my VP.
First Topic Legalize Pot. That would score me half of America. Second thing of duty drop the legal age to have Sex to 14 Years Old. I atleast would get Droopy's vote (if he had one). Its a start. Hell Mark could out Debate Palin high.

DeVELDER/SCHLENKER '16 watch out bitches.
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Postby Justin » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:13 pm

Fuck That Noise!

BURGER/BURGER '12

-Legalize it Image
-Allow gay marriage, so Chad and Jesse can finally tie the knot Image

-Push for widespread Solar and Wind energy

-Help the small farmers, not the big farmers...Grow and buy local...and organic!
-Rally against the High Fructose Corn Syrup industry, and the use of HFCS Image
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Postby Silverfox » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:25 pm

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/10/0 ... r-weapons/

Watch the video. She makes no sense.
I: He loses, but goes the distance.
II: He wins.
III: He loses. Mick dies. He wins.
IV: Apollo dies. He wins.
V: He "wins".
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