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Postby thedancer37 » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:22 pm

Have we set the record for "Longest timespan without a Post"? Where is everyone?
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Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
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Postby Justin » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:18 pm

Good question...I guess no one has anything to say.
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Postby candy man » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:15 pm

I have no excuse for my tardiness. I really don't do anything all day. I went and saw my Father last week, that was pretty cool. We talked for 3 hours. He really seems excited to get out of prison in 2022, and I'm not even being an ass. He said a lot of guys in there have no purpose cause they will never get out and they just walk around like zombies. So he thinks about freedom and reads a lot of books to get away mentally. He said the food sucks cause they dont get to eat meat, but he has a shower in his cell so he doesn't have to share with 50 other guys. That's about it, figured I'd share something with everyone to maybe get some talk going.
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Postby Justin » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:58 am

No meat you say, I am intrigued by this statement...explain further, please.
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Postby larry tate » Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:59 pm

Yeah, Scott, same here. I've been busy trying to sell some of the 7,000 comics that I recently purchased, and also chasing high-quality tail to no avail (at least higher than I'm accustomed to). I'll be writing some semi-funny shit this semester, as I now attend college only in order to shirk employment. I could have graduated right after X-mas, but who wants to be bothered trying to find a gig when you can look at pretty girls all day and talk about, for the most part, interesting books? Anyways, I'll try to contribute some more so that those that fled this jobless state in fear can still hear some of my homespun nonsense.

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Postby candy man » Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:47 pm

OK so the State doesn't serve meat to the inmates. It costs too much money. So once every 6 weeks or so they get hamburgers for lunch and every other week they get boiled hot dogs. What they do get to eat is lots of gravy's and pasta's thats pretty much it. Oh and they also don't get eggs ever. I guess that's the price you pay when you do bad things.
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Re: Record

Postby thedancer37 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:12 pm

Wow - that is some trivia I did not know. No meat; I guess that is a perfectly legitimate way to save money. I haven't had a boiled hot dog since I was 10. It doesn't seem as good as it was back then. Do they get tater tots with it?
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